‘Memba how I said a post or two ago how I couldn’t find a goddamn decent yellow cupcake recipe? If you don’t, WHY NOT? YOU LISTEN WHEN I TALK! But if SO, then OMG, let me give you this friggin’ recipe. My good friend The Crazy Greek gave me a birthin’ day present on Big Easy’s second birthday, ’cause she’s rad like that. The present was first and foremost a one hour massage gift certificate (fuck yeah!) and second (and hindmost? No, that doesn’t work.) was the totally rad baking book Cupcakes! by Elinor Klivans. She has approximately one metric butt-ton of new cupcake recipes I want to try. BUT, most importantly, the first friggin’ recipe in the book is for Easy Mix Yellow Cupcakes. I rolled my eyes and said, “Pshaw” because I’d been done wrong by so many others in the past. Then I took a closer look at the recipe – it has no butter. “Say WHA?!? She crazy!” is what you must be thinking right now. But I assure you, I am not, sirs and madames. This shit is THE BOMB (are the kids still saying that nowadays?). They are perfectly textured and perfectly flavored (like Duncan Hines, but bettah) and are a perfect accompaniment to pretty much any type of topping. I went with my tried and true cream cheese frosting. On a whim, I thought I’d try Ms. Klivans’ recipe. SCORE. It was gooood. And made enough to frost the dozen with mah fancy frostin’ machine! Note I frosted them in yellow. This is because I’m having people over to watch the Superbowl and one of them (er, one of my guests AND one of the teams playing!) is from Pittsburgh. Full disclosure: I hate football and could lead a happy life if it never entered my consciousness again. But, I really like my buddy and thought I would humor her. However, were it the Stanley Cup finals (you know, the tournament in which an actual sport is played wherein there isn’t stopping and starting every 1.4 seconds?), never in my house is allowed the dreaded yellow and black for the Penguins. I hate that team. But tomorrow is an excuse to watch stupid commercials, eat dip, and enjoy the Motherfucking Boss! So…go Superbowl!
Easy-Mix Yellow Cupcakes
- 1 1/4 cups AP flour
- 1/2 tsp baking powder
- 1/4 tsp baking soda
- 1/4 tsp salt
- 1 lg. egg
- 1 lg. egg yolk
- 1 cup sugar
- 1/2 cup canola or corn oil
- 1 tsp vanilla extract
- 1/2 cup sour cream
- Preheat oven to 350. Line a cupcake pan with 12 liners.
- Sift flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt into a medium bowl and set aside.
- In a large bowl, beat the egg & yolk and sugar together on medium speed until thickened and lightened to a cream color, about 2 minutes.
- On low speed, mix in the oil and vanilla til well-blended. Mix in sour cream til no white streaks remain.
- Mix in flour mixture until incorporated and batter is smooth.
- Pour about 1/4 cup of batter into each of the liners and bake for about 23 minutes.
- Remove immediately from pan on to a cooling rack.
- Slap some frosting on there and shove into gaping maw.
Cream Cheese Frosting (makes 3 cups, enough for 12 cupcakes)
- 1/2 stick unsalted butter at room temp.
- 6 oz cream cheese at room temp.
- 1 tsp. vanilla extract
- 3 cups powdered sugar
- In a large bow, beat butter, cream cheese, and vanilla until smooth and thoroughly blended, about 1 minute.
- Add powdered sugar slooooooowly, mixing until smooth.
- Mix for an additional minute or two longer to make it even more awesome.
- Add in food coloring or whatevs, slap it on som cupcakes, and shove into your GAPING MAW ALREADY.